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Coatex Energy Services invents new FlowStop™ tubing packer system

Weyburn, Saskatchewan - Leaking packers will be a thing of the past if Coatex Energy Services plays its cards right. The Estevan-based oilfield service...

Technical/Operations

Trudeau hires Vancouver-based firm to redesign Trans Mountain expansion

Submitting to environmental pressures from BC, Federal government selects firm whose patent-pending idea will revolutionize how oil is transported without disturbing soil or local...

Landman training course developed by board game publishers

BINGHAMTOM, Pennsylvania - The Greater Pennsylvania School for Oil and Gas (GPSOG) is proud to offer a new series of courses focused on training...

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Geology/Geophysics

Massive Asteroid to Strike Earth; Geologists Delighted

PASADENA, Texas - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration held a press conference today warning of an imminent collision between Earth and a massive...

Breaking News! New seismic wave discovered

CLEVELAND, Ohio - A group of scientists at the Earth Motion Laboratory in Shaker Heights, Ohio announced today the discovery of a new type...

NDP to offer Canadian geologists full pension to retire

OTTAWA, Ontario - Early this morning, at a small video press conference with Premier Notley, the federal and Alberta provincial leaders were proposing ideas on...

Long Island Medium star consults for Cheaterson Energy in Texas

DALLAS, Texas - Theresa Caputo, star of TLC's hit reality TV show Long Island Medium, recently signed a 12 month contract with Cheaterson Energy...

Yellowstone Supervolcano Erupts; Mankind Doomed

The supervolcano in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming that had been dormant for 640,000 years erupted yesterday, spewing hundreds of millions of tons of...

Company cuts core along entire HZ leg of well to confirm in-zone drilling

FORT NELSON, British Columbia - Share price plummeted this week for junior oil and gas operator Short Run Energy, as news of an experimental...

Toyota creates Prius Geologist Edition, can’t keep them in stock

TOYOTA CITY, Japan - The Toyota Motor Corporation announced today that it has released a special Prius Geologist Edition to the North American market,...

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CALGARY, Alberta - After seeing his visiting mother-in-law load the dishwasher following a rather large Sunday afternoon family dinner, Anton McKnight, a Petrophysical Engineer...

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