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Coatex Energy Services invents new FlowStop™ tubing packer system

Weyburn, Saskatchewan - Leaking packers will be a thing of the past if Coatex Energy Services plays its cards right. The Estevan-based oilfield service...

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Crazy Old Fart Reveals Secrets of Seismic Processing

HOUSTON, Texas - Hazy O’Grady, a semi-retired geophysical consultant, claims that he is one of a handful of people who fully understands seismic processing....

Beau Building collapses under immense weight of tenants’ collective egos

CALGARY, Alberta - The sky-scraping, crescent-shaped Beau Building in downtown Calgary collapsed at roughly 10:00am yesterday on a very busy Monday morning. According to reports from...

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Geophysicist develops 6th sense for discovering PNG deposits

ESTEVAN, Saskatchewan - Back in the early history of the PNG industry, oil was literally found by stumbling upon seeps of oil that made...

Last Two Palynologists Die, Species Declared Extinct

TULSA, Oklahoma - Palynology, the study of contemporary and fossil palynomorphs, including pollen, spores, orbicules, dinocysts, acritarchs, chitinozoans and scolecodonts  (whatever the hell all...

Scientists Admit that the Earth is Flat After All

LONDON, England - In perhaps the most astonishing mea culpa in recorded history, representatives of all the major scientific organizations issued a joint statement...

Study: Rectilinear contouring eliminates need for geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy recently fired all of its geologists when a task force of engineers undertook an informal study that proved...

Area geologist undertakes huge mapping project

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HOUSE, Alberta - Airplane hangars.  They are not typically associated with oil and gas other than they are sometimes strategically placed near...

The Association of Canadian Exploration Geoscientists scales down 2019 Technical Conference

CALGARY, Alberta - The Association of Canadian Exploration Geoscientists (ACEG) has formally announced that it will scale down its spring 2019 Technical Convention and...

Pegmatites Declared Noxious Rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a surprise move during a press conference at the annual convention of the International Society of Geological Trivia (ISGT) in Calgary,...

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