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Breaking News! Texas runs out of oil

HOUSTON, Texas - In a totally unexpected and unexplainable development, Texas ran out of oil today. "It was the damnedest thing," said Texas Railroad...

Drilling rig incident attracts a ‘Mouse’ful of attention

WEYBURN, Saskatchewan - A safety incident gone viral at a drilling rig in eastern Saskatchewan has led to a major investment and copyright deal...




CEO fired after mandating that geologists use Sequence Calligraphy technique

CALGARY, Alberta - Guggerant Exploration formally announced the termination of Chief Executive Officer Rianni Farnto today at its investor web conference.  The news of...

Crazy Old Fart Reveals Secrets of Seismic Processing

HOUSTON, Texas - Hazy O’Grady, a semi-retired geophysical consultant, claims that he is one of a handful of people who fully understands seismic processing....

Long Island Medium star consults for Cheaterson Energy in Texas

DALLAS, Texas - Theresa Caputo, star of TLC's hit reality TV show Long Island Medium, recently signed a 12 month contract with Cheaterson Energy...

Geologists make startling discovery, CBC outraged with denial

CALGARY, Alberta - There is a universal question that most people ask when they meet a geologist. What can you tell me about dinosaurs?...

Laptop Computer Modified for Geologists

LOS ANGELES, California - Silicon Magic Inc. (SMI) of Palo Mino, California announced a line of specialty laptop computers designed especially for earth scientists....

Toyota creates Prius Geologist Edition, can’t keep them in stock

TOYOTA CITY, Japan - The Toyota Motor Corporation announced today that it has released a special Prius Geologist Edition to the North American market,...

Geologists form independent professional association

CALGARY, Alberta - A group of 13 geologists in Alberta's largest city have made a stand against the ranks of TCEGWC (or The Collective...

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