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Casket Wars Canada reality TV show sweeping the nation

CALGARY, Alberta - From the network that brought you Storage Wars and 27 & Counting, B&E's brand new reality TV show, Casket Wars Canada,...

Alison Redford to change her name and image to regain support

EDMONTON, Alberta - She spent almost $45,000 to travel to a funeral in South Africa (surprised to learn that the trip cost that much...

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Geology/Geophysics

Geologists form independent professional association

CALGARY, Alberta - A group of 13 geologists in Alberta's largest city have made a stand against the ranks of TCEGWC (or The Collective...

UN moves to ban geological studies worldwide

"It is because of the study of geology that our dear earth is in shambles," UN chief Changes to take effect January 1st,...

PNG golf tournament delayed when geologist stumbles upon rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - Play stopped yesterday at the Sphincter Ridge golf course in northeast Calgary.  The Petroleum Exploration & Explanation Association hosts its golf...

BREAKING NEWS: Geophysicist Bre-X’d after 3 dry wells

CALGARY, Alberta - Breaking news this Monday morning here in Oil City.  A tragic death over the weekend has now been reclassified from an...

Long Island Medium star consults for Cheaterson Energy in Texas

DALLAS, Texas - Theresa Caputo, star of TLC's hit reality TV show Long Island Medium, recently signed a 12 month contract with Cheaterson Energy...

70s Geologist, Debbil Maysong, wants his pencils back

CALGARY, Alberta - Gates, Jobs, Page, Brin, and Zuckerberg. These people are a quick list of huge success at the hands of computer tech...

Canadian Space Agency sending geologists to Mars and the Moon to study space rocks

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Early on the morning of September 30th, 2018, the sky near Cape Couveral, BC, will light up as the United Alliance...

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