Environmental activist drives largest SUV ever

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File photo of a Meadow Windsong being arrested during an anti Keystone XL rally in British Columbia’s lower mainland in the summer of 2012.

EDMONTON, Alberta – Staunch environmentalist, naturalist, activist, conservationist, and card carrying PETA member, Meadow Windsong, recently defended her right to drive a MegaTruck G-750 SUV, despite the negative publicity that it brings her, especially as she campaigns for the first ever seat in the Federal Senate as leader of Green Party.

Just because I am an environmental activist, it doesn’t mean that I have to ride my bicycle everywhere I go. This vehicle serves my needs and the needs of my family quite well, thank you.

The MegaTruck G-750 is the largest production SUV available in North America. Powered by a 12.7 litre, V16 gasoline engine, and tipping the scales at a monsterous 9,584 lbs, the very thirsty, 27′ long G-750 behemoth slurps a mind-blowing 120 litres of fuel to travel 100km on the highway (and 165 l/100km combined).

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The MegaTruck G-750 daily driver owned by environmental scientist Meadow Windsong.

Reports indicate that Miss Windsong drives the vehicle 30km each way to and from her office. She also uses a remote starter to idle her vehicle 20 minutes prior to every trip to warm the vehicle up in the winter and to cool it down in the summer. When asked about the contradictary notion of her vehicle having 12 calf leather-lined seats while she belongs to PETA, Miss Windsong goes on to say,

The calves that the leather is made from were all very sick and they died of natural causes, so it’s okay to use their hides in this scenario – I double checked this with the President of PETA.

 

I wish you media would get off my back, because it could be a lot worse. I could be driving a Caterpillar 770 oilsands dumptruck containing 2 idling Hummer H1s pickups, with each of the Hummers containing 5 idling gasoline lawnmowers. Anyhow, don’t you guys want people to use up a lot of gas so that natural gas prices come back up and you make more money?!

On an unrelated note, Miss Windsong is currently having the 5 natural gas burning furnaces in her 27,000 sqft ranch serviced.

 

4 COMMENTS

  1. I have said it many times; environmentalists should not be going after the producers. If there is continued demand for the product then people will find ways to produce it.

  2. Sometimes preventive care saves cash. As we barbie video games believe about our future then we is able to see it saves money. In a shorter phrase we percieve that there is no conserving. Once we eat good meals it is good for our well being and now we are able to get get rid of severe illnesses. So its 1 kind of conserving cash.

  3. Good day Micro Job,

    I completely agree with you that “preventive [sic] care saves cash.” And those barbie video games… they’re really something else. I like to conserve cash. Now what the fuck does your comment have to do with this article?

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