The 12 Days of Christmas – 2P News’ Style

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On the first day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the second day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the third day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
7 sleeping field staff,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
8 engineers ‘geering,
7 sleeping field staff,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
9 salesman selling,
8 engineers ‘geering,
7 sleeping field staff,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
10 VPs bragging,
9 salesman selling,
8 engineers ‘geering,
7 sleeping field staff,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
11 screaming Greenies,
10 VPs bragging,
9 salesman selling,
8 engineers ‘geering,
7 sleeping field staff,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me,
12 companies leaving,
11 screaming Greenies,
10 VPs bragging,
9 salesman selling,
8 engineers ‘geering,
7 sleeping field staff,
6 nerdy accountants,
5 colouring geos,
4 whining landmen,
3 production deadlines,
2 new direct reports,
and a ten per cent cut to AFEs.

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