Bendovus Energy forces engineering staff to undergo sensitivity training

The Disassociated Press - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy (who built an Ivy League style campus in 2013) has recently mandated that all engineering staff undergo a plethora of sensitivity training courses...

Calgary-area geologist facing charges for tampering with co-worker’s lunches

CALGARY, Alberta (WTVN) - A Calgary-area man charged with tampering with a co-worker's food and drinks in an attempt to hurt him has resigned. In court documents, investigators say 41-year...

Trans Canadian Pipelines and Western Rail team-up to build world’s first trainpipe

CALGARY, Alberta - Midstream oil and gas companies continue to use alternative means of transporting oil to market, especially by rail, and rightly so considering the prevailing differential on...

2P News introduces Rob Oto III – part robot, part employee, all good

CALGARY, Alberta - The 2P News management team is pleased to announce that we are jumping on the artificial intelligence bandwagon by introducing a brand new staff member...

Disney looks to expand theme park business into Alberta

EDMONTONIA, Alberta - The Walt Disney Corporation announced yesterday that it has agreed in principle to acquire all of the suspended, abandoned, decommissioned, and derelict oil and gas infrastructure...

Job cuts looming after 2P News releases disappointing Q3 results

Net chuckles earnings per debt adjusted share up by 5% this quarter Gut-busting, pant-wetting, sombrero-tipping, knee-slappers down 76% year-over-year Top brass looking to right the ship with staff...

NDP finally concedes and agrees to reduce minimum wage by -$2.50 by 2019

EDMONTON, Alberta - With mounting pressure from the public and the official opposition,  Alberta's NDP government has finally decided to claw back its controversial minimum wage hikes by reducing...

Babetex Energy downgraded to Sosotex Energy after poor Stampede week results

Babetex Energy downgraded despite strong Q3 results and increased production guidance. Aesthetics Factor metric for both men and women down by an average of 3 points, year-over-year. TORONTO, Ontario...

Inuit to Farm-Raise Sperm Whales

YELLOWKNIFE, Northwest Territories - A group of Alaskan and Canadian natives announced plans to form a co-operative and go into the aquaculture business by farm-raising sperm whales. Chief Wahoo...

Surplus Aircraft to be used in Tar Sand Mining

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - At a press conference in Mojave, California, Mr. Batson Belfry, CEO of a newly formed corporation, Alberta Impact Mining (AIM), announced the development of new...