Justin contacts father for advice through psychic medium Zamminilli

OTTAWA, Canada - It is no secret that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has struggled since rocketing to political stardumb back in the fall of 2015. The public coffer's prodigal...

Tropical Storm Trump-Niño crawls over US leaving plummeting popularity in its wake

WASHINGTON, DC - Tropical storm Trump-Niño is being called the storm of a lifetime for North America as it has been slowing sweeping in from...

Trudeau proposes plan to transport oil by passenger car

EDMONTON, Alberta - It has been well established here at 2P News that transporting crude oil is fraught with danger and environmental risk. Pipelines leak; trains derail; using ass...

Poll: Do you support Canadian pipelines?

Thanks, everybody, for supporting 2P News. We truly appreciate you. Please share this post and spread the word. If we get enough Yes responses, perhaps the powers that be will...

Growing splinter group of pro-Alberta protesters challenge the East to ‘all out war’

Group's growth fueled by disgust with ideologies of people from the east, and some folk from the west Leader says he'll mount a no-joke offensive eastward if volunteer...

Trans Canadian Pipelines and Western Rail team-up to build world’s first trainpipe

CALGARY, Alberta - Midstream oil and gas companies continue to use alternative means of transporting oil to market, especially by rail, and rightly so considering the prevailing differential on...

UN moves to ban geological studies worldwide

"It is because of the study of geology that our dear earth is in shambles," UN chief Changes to take effect January 1st, 2020 NEW YORK, New York -...

Disney looks to expand theme park business into Alberta

EDMONTONIA, Alberta - The Walt Disney Corporation announced yesterday that it has agreed in principle to acquire all of the suspended, abandoned, decommissioned, and derelict oil and gas infrastructure...

NDP finally concedes and agrees to reduce minimum wage by -$2.50 by 2019

EDMONTON, Alberta - With mounting pressure from the public and the official opposition,  Alberta's NDP government has finally decided to claw back its controversial minimum wage hikes by reducing...

Canadian Space Agency sending geologists to Mars and the Moon to study space rocks

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Early on the morning of September 30th, 2018, the sky near Cape Couveral, BC, will light up as the United Alliance Geo IV Very Heavy spacecraft...