Bendovus Energy forces engineering staff to undergo sensitivity training

The Disassociated Press - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy (who built an Ivy League style campus in 2013) has recently mandated that all engineering staff undergo a plethora of sensitivity training courses...

Brokepipe Mountain: Movie Review

“An epic explosion in a stupid factory.” – Judy Swallows, The Winnipegosis Wanderer“I would rather gargle battery acid than watch Brokepipe Mountain again!” – Ben Dover, The Ball Street Journal“A...

In a secret room under the garage, wife uncovers the largest trove of engineering...

Husband admits to having started construction shortly after becoming a P.Eng. Findings include the largest collection of Canadian Tire flyers know to mankind CALGARY, Alberta - In a hidden...

Top 10 things you’ll never hear an engineer say

In this light-hearted Thursday piece to kick-off November, we have for you the Top Ten things that you will never hear come out of an engineer's pompous, arrogant, know-it-all,...

Police bust guerrilla grow-op in downtown Calgary’s Devonian Gardens

CALGARY, Alberta - Police in Calgary believe they have uncovered a sophisticated marijuana growing, smuggling, and distribution network after a major bust made yesterday afternoon in downtown Calgary. The criminal...

Starbucks and Tim Hortons make way for The Swabbing Cup

CALGARY, Alberta - Downtown Calgary will have a new vendor opening its doors on November 1st, 2018, right in the middle of the very busy fall budgeting season for...

Canada Goosed stock surges after announcing new line of higher-end parkas for the Calgary-area...

The six-decade-old company continues to defy the retail malaise as consumers in fair-weather market flock to parkas originally designed for the Arctic. Their new You-Got-Goosed line of parkas are far...

Revolutionary new smart glasses help ordinary people see the world from an engineer’s perspective

About 36 million Canadians who aren’t engineers are smart-blind or otherwise cognitively impaired. Each year this number increases by 20,000 New smart glasses, called EngVision, help people suffering...

2P News Staffers Yu Mii and Cynthia Redbush in Catfight!

CALGARY, Alberta - A most untoward event happened in the plush offices of 2P News in Calgary, Alberta when two female staffers, Yu Mii and Cynthia Redbush, got into quite...

The Ballad of Calgary Joe

Mostly stolen from “The Ballad of Yukon Jake” by Edward E. Paramore, Jr. Oh the north country is a hard country That mothers a bloody brood And its icy arms hold hidden...