Office Odor Problems Solved with New Technology

CALGARY, Alberta - SweetSent Industries of Skankway, Saskatchewan introduced a new device for homes and business offices that will eliminate lingering flatulence and other disagreeable body odors.  The Fart-O-Matic...

5 Things everyone should know about geologists

EVERYWHERE, Known Universe – The word geologist is derived from the modern Latin geologia, from Greek gē ‘earth’ + -logia, meaning the study of earth.  We don't presume or...

Oil & Gas Ping Pong tournament sets record attendance

DENVER, Colorado - PNG stocks tumbled over the last month while operators struggled to keep the computers on.  Literally.  Offices emptied out on September 29th, while IT staff and...

Company’s new-aged retention incentive discourages quitters

CALGARY, Alberta – According to a recent survey conducted by the Alberta Employee Monitoring Council, the vast majority of oil and gas companies in downtown Calgary are struggling with...

New super union hits Alberta’s private sector oil and gas HQs

CALGARY, Alberta - News of the new Super-Union, Unifor, has been dredging up mixed feelings across Canada for the last few weeks.  An all encompassing super power is taking...

IT staff discovered using company intranet for Doom Tournaments

CALGARY, Alberta - A group of 11 major oil and gas exploration companies, with Canadian E&P giant Reacheround Energy at its epicenter,  have recently discovered an underground gaming association...

Bendovus Energy to build new Ivy League type campus

CALGARY, Alberta - In a move that has surprised nobody, including its pompous, self-important staff, Bendovus Energy announced today plans to build an office campus in the traditional style...

Former oil company executive relegated to greeter

CALGARY, Alberta -The ever growing price differential for bitumen continues to squeeze the netbacks for oilsand producers in Northern Alberta, and Bendovus Energy is no exception. In an effort...

Proved Plus Probable reader submits own article

While perusing through 2pnews.com today while she should have been in a meeting to discuss an upcoming land sale, Trisha McPuddington stumbled upon a new link near the top-left...

Man continues to enter PC password despite typo

EDMONTON, Alberta - While hastily entering his 23 character, alpha-numeric password with special characters, area man Brock Burchette made a typo on the 5th character, but continued to try...