People & Places

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Rocky and Bullwinkle Defect to Canada

Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose, residents of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota and citizens of the United States are petitioning the Canadian government for political asylum. Their legal representative,...

Oil Company “Dirty Tricks” Uncovered!

BRIDGEPORT, Connecticut - Well-known Trust Fund twit Rodney Warbucks claimed today that he has been the target of a “dirty tricks” effort perpetrated by a group funded by TexxonMogul Oil...

Bob Hope and Bing Crosby to Make ‘Road to Calgary’ Movie

HOLLYWOOD, California - Despite the fact that the duo have been deceased for many years, publicists for Bob Hope and Bing Crosby announced today that they would be filming...

Bendovus to Install Jumbotron Next to Headquarters

CALGARY, Alberta - Bendovus Energy announced today that it will be installing a Jumbotron on the side of a building adjacent to its headquarters in the Beau Tower in...

Oil Field Training School Opened On Dagobah

KASHYYYK, Dagobah- Despite the downturn in the oil and gas industry, older workers are retiring and the lack of trained field workers will prove to be a major problem when...

A day in the life

THE OIL PATCH, Everywhere - In a brief reprieve from our unusual style of reporting oil and gas news, I wanted to write a bit of truth for a...

Rey Rey promoted to optimize Tim Hortons lineups across Canada

CALGARY, Alberta – Dave Cacahand, President and CEO of Tim Hortons Canada, announced this morning that superstar cash register operator, Rey Rey, at the company’s Gulf Square location in...

In Flanders Fields, the poppies blow

  In Flanders Fields In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns...

Petroleum Engineer to Marry Geologist

CALGARY, Alberta - In a development that sent massive shock waves rumbling through the oil and gas industry worldwide, Bendovus petroleum engineer Gunther Scruloose announced his engagement to Enkarma...