Lunar warming further evidence that Sun causes global warming: Study

CALGARY, Alberta - A follow-up to a recent study that attempted to prove that global warming is linked to the Sun, rather than to the burning of fossil fuels...

UN moves to ban geological studies worldwide

"It is because of the study of geology that our dear earth is in shambles," UN chief Changes to take effect January 1st, 2020 NEW YORK, New York -...

Notley Government: We don’t need pipelines, OIL FLOATS!

New petroleum transport mechanism will revolutionize the midstream industry. Concept has special interest eco-terrorists group members quaking in their hemp-laced Birkenstocks. EDMONTON, Alberta - Trans American Global Pipeline LLC...

Canadian Space Agency sending geologists to Mars and the Moon to study space rocks

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Early on the morning of September 30th, 2018, the sky near Cape Couveral, BC, will light up as the United Alliance Geo IV Very Heavy spacecraft...

Vitamin delivery mixup causes chaos in oilsands work camp

FORT McMURRAY, Alberta - The associated press has reported that a pharmaceutical delivery mixup has lead to significant operational headaches and a complete loss of productivity at a Bendovus...

Tertiary Oil Recovery Process Patented

LOS ANGELES, California - Mr. Elmer Fludd, President and Chief Executive Officer of Melblanc Exploration in Warnerbros, California announced that a U. S. patent has been granted for his...

Surplus Aircraft to be used in Tar Sand Mining

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - At a press conference in Mojave, California, Mr. Batson Belfry, CEO of a newly formed corporation, Alberta Impact Mining (AIM), announced the development of new...

The Ballad of Calgary Joe

Mostly stolen from “The Ballad of Yukon Jake” by Edward E. Paramore, Jr. Oh the north country is a hard country That mothers a bloody brood And its icy arms hold hidden...

Pegmatites Declared Noxious Rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a surprise move during a press conference at the annual convention of the International Society of Geological Trivia (ISGT) in Calgary, it was declared that a...

Blimp to Refuel Ice Road Trucks on the Fly in Alaska

       MOOSEPOOP, Alaska – Lackheed Martian Corporation announced the formation of a joint venture with Peckerbuilt Motors Company that will provide a unique new service to long distance truckers...