BREAKING NEWS from the nation’s capital! Justin Trudeau announced his resignation from federal politics this morning ahead of Gerald Butts testimony. Rumours abound that he is aiming for a new career in Alberta Provincial politics.
Knowing that he is not in good favour of Albertans, Justin plans to make a cowboy hat, a pair of buckaroos, and plaid shirt a part of his weekly wardrobe rotation, and he’ll even talk with a southern drawl.
2P News will keep you up to date as new information becomes available.
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