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The 12 Days of Christmas – 2P News’ Style

On the first day of Christmas, my manager gave to me, a ten per cent cut to AFEs. On the second day of Christmas, my manager...


Engineer estimates reserves to 7 decimal place precision

CALGARY, Alberta - Michelle Conner, a junior reserves evaluataor with Poukete Engineering, is confident that she has estimated the reserves for one of her...

EPA approves high-pressure subsurface fluid filtering

DENVER, Colorado - While continuing to keep oil and gas hydraulic fracturing environmental legislation very strict throughout the United States, the EPA just this...




Geologist finds a strong best fit through an amorphous cloud on poro-perm plot

CALGARY, Alberta - There is no question that geology is a subjective science that is open to interpretation. But every now and again, a...

70s Geologist, Debbil Maysong, wants his pencils back

CALGARY, Alberta - Gates, Jobs, Page, Brin, and Zuckerberg. These people are a quick list of huge success at the hands of computer tech...

Area geologist undertakes huge mapping project

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HOUSE, Alberta - Airplane hangars.  They are not typically associated with oil and gas other than they are sometimes strategically placed near...

University of Eastern Ontario Modernizes Geology and Earth Science Program

TORONTO, Ontario - This morning the University of Eastern Ontario (Eastern) announced the complete and total overhaul of its Earth Science and Geological curriculum,...

Casket Wars Canada reality TV show sweeping the nation

CALGARY, Alberta - From the network that brought you Storage Wars and 27 & Counting, B&E's brand new reality TV show, Casket Wars Canada,...

Problem geologists need help: WOOPS

EDMONTON, Alberta - In response to the sorry state of affairs in the profession of petroleum geology, the World Organization of Petroleum Societies (WOOPS)...

Porosity exchange theory gaining traction with geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - A group of scientifical geologists with the Canadian Geofantasy Network are postulating a theory that is starting to gain traction within...

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Production tech goes for coffee on the way back from going...

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