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SAN FRANCISCO, California - Apehole Inc. of Clapertino, California announced today that its new iPhoney 13 is now for sale at its company stores,...

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Scientists Admit that the Earth is Flat After All

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LONDON, England - In perhaps the most astonishing mea culpa in recorded history, representatives of all the major scientific organizations issued a joint statement...

University of Eastern Ontario Modernizes Geology and Earth Science Program

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TORONTO, Ontario - This morning the University of Eastern Ontario (Eastern) announced the complete and total overhaul of its Earth Science and Geological curriculum,...

Geologists can perform basic arithmetic, study says: ‘We engineers are not the only sophisticated...

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The peanut-shaped brain of a geologist is roughly the size of 2 or 3 medium sized chicken wings. It contains fewer than 1 thousand...

Pegmatites Declared Noxious Rocks

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CALGARY, Alberta - In a surprise move during a press conference at the annual convention of the International Society of Geological Trivia (ISGT) in Calgary,...

Cultural Learnings of Geology for the Glorious Profession of Engineering

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Hello all, In this light-hearted Friday piece, Sir William Shortspeare (who is both an engineer and a geologist), put down on virtual paper some thoughts...

Porosity exchange theory gaining traction with geologists

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CALGARY, Alberta - A group of scientifical geologists with the Canadian Geofantasy Network are postulating a theory that is starting to gain traction within...

MIT engineering prodigy takes geology course, world-record IQ drops 81%

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HOUSTON, Texas – Harry Tikklenuts graduated high school at 13, scored perfectly on his SATs, and was admitted to the MIT’s faculty of engineering...

CEO fired after mandating that geologists use Sequence Calligraphy technique

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CALGARY, Alberta - Guggerant Exploration formally announced the termination of Chief Executive Officer Rianni Farnto today at its investor web conference.  The news of...

Company cuts core along entire HZ leg of well to confirm in-zone drilling

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FORT NELSON, British Columbia - Share price plummeted this week for junior oil and gas operator Short Run Energy, as news of an experimental...

Norse Gods form Midgard Geophysical Services

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THULE, Greenland - The Norse god Thor announced today that he and a group of other Asgardians have incorporated a new geophysical services company, Midgard...

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Scientists invent a process to convert formation water into light oil

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CALGARY, Alberta - In a remarkable scientific breakthrough, 2 scientists from the research labs at...

GeoPhone App used to record the seismology of love-making

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No pipelines, no trains, just Ass

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Legendary geologist, Rocky Mindsporge, invents new crayons

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HR department develops online survey to assess effectiveness of online surveys

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Former oil company executive relegated to greeter

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Aliens vs. Geophysicists – Vibratory Revenge: Movie Review

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Anne Hydrite and Ray Tracing – A love story

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Engineer rearranges contents of dishwasher to optimize dirty dish density

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CALGARY, Alberta - After seeing his visiting mother-in-law load the dishwasher following a rather large Sunday afternoon family dinner, Anton McKnight, a Petrophysical Engineer...

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CALGARY, Alberta - On his way back from a 45 minute morning coffee run with 3 of his production engineering colleagues at Subterra Resources...

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