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New Method for Crossplotting Electric Log Data

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HOUSTON, Texas – The modern use of a multitude of downhole petrophysical tools generates an enormous amount of information, of which only a tiny...

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10 great reasons to buy flowers for your boss

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Typically, flowers are reserved for your loved ones on special occasions such as Valentine's Day, birthdays, Mother's Day or Father's Day.  But flowers can...

New safety requirements will strain training centers in western Canada

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GRANDE PRAIRIE, Alberta- Although safety is a number one priority in the global oil and gas industry,  incident rates have been steadily climbing over...

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Reservoir engineer creates ‘Neg Pay’ map

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HOUSTON, Texas (June 2012) - Johan Fabroni, an enigmatic junior reservoir engineer at Houston-based Drypool Resources, inadvertently stumbled across a potential new type of...

Ore Bodies Located with Bovinity Rays

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EDMONTON, Alberta – A new methodology for locating subterranean ore bodies is taking Alberta mining districts by storm.  Development of the method began with...

Panriver Petroleum to Employ up to 1200 Geologists

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CALGARY, Alberta - As of November 1st, 2021 a new exploration program developed by Panriver Petroleum Ltd has been approved by the AER, and...

Geologists can perform basic arithmetic, study says: ‘We engineers are not the only sophisticated...

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The peanut-shaped brain of a geologist is roughly the size of 2 or 3 medium sized chicken wings. It contains fewer than 1 thousand...

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Amphibian Population Decline Blamed on Oil Field Acidizing

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ANAHEIM, California - Over the past several decades, scientists have documented a severe decline in the populations of amphibians, particularly frogs.  Dr. Tad Pohl,...

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Scientists invent a process to convert formation water into light oil

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CALGARY, Alberta - In a remarkable scientific breakthrough, 2 scientists from the research labs at...

GeoPhone App used to record the seismology of love-making

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HARDISTY, Alberta - Pipelines leak.  Got it.  Trains derail.  Got it.  So what is the...

Legendary geologist, Rocky Mindsporge, invents new crayons

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CALGARY, Alberta - Superstar geology legend Rocky Mindsporge, renowned for his ability to correlate the...

HR department develops online survey to assess effectiveness of online surveys

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Former oil company executive relegated to greeter

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The Bottom Line This geophyical, sci-fi revenge fantasy thriller fails to deliver on all fronts. Director-Screenwriter Francis Birch Cast Brad...

Anne Hydrite and Ray Tracing – A love story

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Engineers. Love ’em or hate ’em, you likely gotta deal with...

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Engineers. If you live in Calgary, there is a good chance you are an engineer, you are married to an engineer, you work with...

Engineer rearranges contents of dishwasher to optimize dirty dish density

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CALGARY, Alberta - After seeing his visiting mother-in-law load the dishwasher following a rather large Sunday afternoon family dinner, Anton McKnight, a Petrophysical Engineer...

Production tech goes for coffee on the way back from going...

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CALGARY, Alberta - On his way back from a 45 minute morning coffee run with 3 of his production engineering colleagues at Subterra Resources...

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